we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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