what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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