You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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