Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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