Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
how do flat chested girls get laid?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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