Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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