I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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