I don't think brook has ever known best
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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