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no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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