She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Blood and glitter go together right?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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