yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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