what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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