The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
that may or may not have been my penis.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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