i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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