I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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