Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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