So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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