He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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