Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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