The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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