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(305): View more from Florida

You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.

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(315): View more from New York

I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes

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(216): View more from Ohio

She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened

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(813): View more from Florida

were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.

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(415): View more from California

I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.

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(913): View more from Kansas

If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual

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(352): View more from Florida

Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town

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