My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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