If that was your dad, he is hot
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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