mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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