Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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