So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My feet surprised me
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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