Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I need a beard to bite.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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