no, he came in my armpit
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
The power of my boobs compel you
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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