hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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