She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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