they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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