Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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