Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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