No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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