i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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