someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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