so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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