you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
there is glitter all over my balls
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