You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
