she was so not down for the gang bang
i just google imaged poop.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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