Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
