Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just had sex on a roof
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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