You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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