too bad you live with your parents still
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He better not be in your backpack
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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