Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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