But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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