PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
