"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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