Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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