Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
