its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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