'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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